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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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themeaninginmusic:

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god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

fml = fuck my lettuce

YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

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themeaninginmusic:

fartgallery:

god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

fml = fuck my lettuce

YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

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